Big shiny mirror attack
posted by Missus Boot at 15:55
This is a belated warning about mirrors and the sharpness they have when broken. They are dangerous and can quite easily destroy someone's UT2003 playing career.

This is what happened to Edd, or Babbleonanting as he is on here. He accidentally broke a large mirror and promptly set about clearing up the mess. He picked up a large fragment of mirror and, to his astonishment, it savagely attacked him, cutting into his middle finger and severing the nerve. He bent down to grab his injured hand and inadvertantly headbutted a sharp piece of mirror, cutting his head open and gushing blood from all directions, like he was under some sort of Flak Cannon attack.

Whilst doing some temporary first aid I had the bright idea of making a Broken Mirror Gun for UT, but I didn't mention it to Edd. It didn't seem the right time.

He then went up to the hospital where he had to have mirosurgery on his hand. The chicks dig the scars but his finger doesn't work properly, and he's lost the ability to dodge jump and lunge forward. A tragedy. At least he can still make tea, so it's not all bad.