They're still not here
posted by Missus Boot at 14:41
I just thought that I'd mention that my bulbs still haven't been delivered. I am still annoyed, but at the same time amazed at the level of J Parker Bulbs incompetence.

Being annoyed does have positive aspects, though. In fact, I've been taking out my frustrations by testing UT2003 weapons on bots named after irritating TV personalities, which was fun. I shall be putting these new weapons on the site a bit later, firstly I must amuse myself by telephoning J Parker Bulbs to see where abouts in time and space my bulbs are.

I just know that they're going to tell me that the order is being dispatched on Monday. This is, after all, what they've been telling me every Friday since the 12 September, which is also the same date that the credit card was charged. Maybe they're actually growing the bulbs for me, and they are going to be delivered, all flowery and bendy, in attractive cobalt blue pots. I like cobalt blue.