I'd like a jet-pack
posted by Missus Boot at 02:54
There are too many Friends Reunited entries that go along the lines of 'I work as an office monkey and enjoy flat-pack furniture and milking the cat' and 'I hav 6 kidz LOL do u remember when Shaz burned the skool down LOL?'. I have decided to make a change with my entry.

What am I doing now?
I have been working hard to attain my childhood ambition of living in a huge uber-tech, retro-stylied, Bond-villianesque house built in the crater of an extinct volcano, complete with a monorail, an observation deck with a sea view, a mountain of soft furnishings, a small, well-trained army of ninja stealth-monkeys and, best of all, a cleverly concealed parking entrance for helicopters, jet-packers and the rockets that I would steal in an attempt to TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

To date, I have failed miserably to achieve any of the above.

Your Interests
Tea, Xboxing, making cool things, taking over the world.

Your Favourite Music
The songs of praise that people will sing about me when I TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

Your Favourite Sport
Croquet, tennis, Mega Killer Hat Frisbeeing.

Your 20 great words
World domination, never-ending supply of tea, huge shiny rockets, laser beam sharks, cats of evil, flange.

There. Much better.

I got into it a bit, and even went so far as to do one of those WeeMee thingies, complete with girlie Bond villain trousers, tie, dodgy hair and sneer. Sadly, there weren't any jet-pack or killer baguette accessories, so I have to make do with a blueish cat of evil.

THERE WILL BE WEEMEE JET-PACKS AND KILLER BAGUETTE ACCESSORIES WHEN I TAKE OVER THE WORLD!