Porridge
posted by Missus Boot at 01:55
To whom it may concern,

I had just sat down with a nice bowl of hot porridge, when your anti-smoking advert appeared on my TV. As I sat there with my porridge warming my lap, I couldn't help but notice the advert show a porridge-like fatty substance oozing out of cigarettes. This put me right off my porridge. I'd been looking forward to my porridge for days, and had actually got round to purchasing some porridge earlier today. My porridge was relegated to the floor, untouched. I was so distressed that I had to have a fag instead.